Low Orbit

Strain Type: GMO 

Indica-dominant hybrid
Lineage:
Chemdawg × Girl Scout Cookies
THCA Content:
28–30%
Terpene Profile:
Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
Aroma/Flavor:
Pungent garlic, diesel, earthy spice, with peppery undertones and a savory finish
Effects:
Heavy body relaxation, euphoric calm, mental stillness without sedation, ideal for evening use.

You don’t meet Low Orbit. You become it.
The moment GMO hits, your body starts to drift. Not upward, not outward, but inward. Like gravity’s been rerouted and now pulls you toward your own center. You’re heavy, but not stuck. Anchored, but not trapped. It’s the kind of weight that feels earned. Like you’ve finally landed after years of floating through noise.
Low Orbit is the embodiment of that descent. Not a person, not a guide, more like a frequency. A low hum that settles behind your eyes and tells your nervous system, “You’re safe now.” The garlic-diesel punch on the inhale is unapologetic, almost confrontational. But it’s not here to shock you, it’s here to clear the static. To burn off the excess. To make room.
Thoughts slow. Not because you’re dull, but because you’re precise. You don’t need to chase ideas—they come to you, one at a time, like loyal dogs returning home. You’re not high. You’re quiet. And in that quiet, everything makes more sense.
Low Orbit doesn’t lift you. It lowers the noise floor. It’s the strain that turns overstimulation into stillness. That trades chaos for calm. That reminds you that sometimes, the most powerful thing you can do is stay. Stay in your body. Stay in your breath. Stay in the moment.
And when you do, you realize: this isn’t sedation. It’s sovereignty.